boobs.

Yep. 

You read that title right. 

I'm about to blog about my boobs. Because let me just tell you, my girls are out. of. con. trol.

I've always been a busty lady so when the mountains grew mid pregnancy I wasn't super phased by it. Oh, what's that, one more size up? No biggie. I'm already almost half way through the alaphbet so what's another letter. 

But how come no one told me they would grew again, and again, and again! I mean seriously, these things should be illegal. They aren't even fun anymore. Instead of looking cute in tops, I just look sloppy and gross. They take over. They are running around and about to take an eye out!

The hardest part has been trying to find an over the shoulder boulder holder to keep these bad boys in place. I swear the bigger the boobs, the uglier the bra. I can't find anything cute, comfortable, or tata taming in anything remotely my size. 

So for my big boobie mamas, how do you control the girls? I need me a good tata tamer. Stat!