I swore to myself I was not going to be one of those new mamas that let themselves go (and I even have a whole post dedicated to things I swore I wouldn't do but did) and yet somehow it has begun.
Okay I guess I'm being a little dramatical here but seriously...
I am going bald.
I will be hairless within weeks. I might as well just shave this mop off completely.
I am breaking out like a teenage boy who sits in front of xBox all day eating Doritos.
Call me pizza face. Just do it.
My lower belly pooch makes me look like I am still pregnant.
No, awkward dude staring at me from afar, I am not due in a few months. Leave me the f-sauce alone.
I may or may not be slightly bipolar these days.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.
Whatever.
And I blame it on the hormones.
The post baby hormones have finally caught up to me.
Somehow I was so naive to think that I would get away without a scratch. But oh no, was I wrong!
Fellow mothern, please tell me my hair will grow back, my face will clear up, I will magically lose the baby weight, and my moods will even the heck out.
Why is mother nature so cruel? Come on lady. I pushed out a nine pounder, can't you take it easy on me?
That is not letting yourself go! All of that is from stuff you can't control girl. I must say though I am super nervous for that stage, I know it's coming and I'm not excited.
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